i really don’t like the fact that in the way we look at things, if you say youre on top of the world and everything is good for you, then you automatically get kicked down
why cant we just be at bliss
its all in your perspective of things
I’ve heard a lot of guys lately be like “oh we’d rather have a curvy chick! Yeah we love women with curves” but then they SEE curvy girls that go to my school who are perfectly pretty and they’re like EEK SHES GROSS
IM GONNA PUNCH THEM HOLD ME BACK
Dear lord please stop uploading pictures of you two together. I get that you’re oblivious to what happened between me and him but really. I’d rather not see pictures of you two making out. Please. Stop. Now. It’s realllllly painful.
Guys. I’m in the grocery store holding a jumbo pack of corndogs that my mom asked me to go get. Now I can’t find my dad and I’m seeing all these people I know WHILE IM LOOKING LOST HOLDING MELTING CORNDOGS.
Now I’m in the tampon aisle..no one will find me here😏
friendzoned for like the 1000938393 time this year. Maybe I should make a bunch of sandwiches and get on my knees. I hear that works for a lot of self respecting girls. Hahaha just kidding. But really.
Oh well, destiny is going to send the right dood my way. Agh maybe he’ll even look like Channing tatum.